October 2011
September 2011
Me: so when you’re working off-site like today, do you normally check your email with Outlook or on the Web?
If Christopher Guest Was A Hiring Manager At My Place Of Employment: … I don’t know what that second one is
Me: ………………..
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ICGWAHMAMPOE: oh how could you tell that this CPU was turned on?
(please answer! you would really be helping me out)
Internet: how do you feel about lasercut home goods? like trivets, coasters, maybe some small wall-hangings, that are lasercut out of eco-friendly felt, cork, wood? do you like these things (enough to buy them for yourself or as holiday gifts) or are you totally over that aesthetic?
(that’s when you drink a beer in the shower)
you want a nightcap but you don’t necessarily want a whole bottle of beer, or you only have Oktoberfest beers but you don’t really want something so wheatie at this hour, I give you:
SHOWER BOURBON. with one ice cube.