December 2011
lettersintowords asked: the photo that you showed as having a different owner with getting in the way of my chakra is in fact mine, the figure in the photo is me.
top 5 things I h8/side-eye in yoga
5. couples who spoon or pda or whatever-the-hell between poses and or during savasana. why don’t you bring a double-wide wrestling mat, I don’t want to see that!
4. there is a wall of cubbies. the surface area of this wall of cubbies is not proportional to the number of students in class. are you seriously going to put on your 5 winter layers and text on your phone and gossip in front...
Thought Shatalog: A Stranger's Bathroom →
nebraska-admiral:
thoughtshatalog:
So we’re in her dorm room and she’s naked passed out against me and here I am wrapped in a blanket too short for me. I don’t really remember how we got here, aside from some party and some X and some cab ride home making out across the BQE.
I still have a little vial of coke in my pocket but…
The first post is up!
can I write for you when I’m...
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I tried to read that Girlz article on Ass Shatalog (or whatever) but I am still offended by the fonts and awkward line breaks from the default-centered titles.
but also, I was recently snarking to myself that Damien Hirst = Kim Kardashian but now I think Hirst = Fart Buttalog (or shit-ever) and I am not sure which side of the analogy (get it? anal?? get it???) is worse.
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I thought of some Top Things of 2011 that I can list in groups of 5. Some include photographs, some are just words/rants. I will try to post them over the next couple days.
893. AT ONE POINT, ALL OF YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS...
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