January 2012
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Jan 27th
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“Billion Dollar Movie features one of the most graphic, viscerally unnerving sex...”
– AV Club | Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie (via synecdoche)
Jan 27th
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That Girl's Cray
I resorted to benadryl because my hives were really bad tonight and of course my first thought was “ooh, maybe I should do my taxes!”
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
If Excel were a romantic partner
nesbittslimesoda: The relationship would feel unnecessarily combative and veering between moments of tender love and really getting each other on so many levels and moments where Excel tells you you’re stupid and gets difficult and uncommunicative and says things like ‘I don’t know why were doing this, I’m not even that attracted to you.’ Excel also has a really dirty fighting style, which...
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my hero
Interviewer: Have you heard from Ryan Gosling since you told Rolling Stone that he came up to you at a Jamba Juice but you shut him down because you didn't recognize him?
Aubrey Plaza: I actually did hear from him one time. He invited me to a magic show through someone else, and I couldn’t go because I had to go to this charity thing for Amy, and it was like, "bros before hos," or "hos before bros," however that phrase goes. I just rhymed a lot. So, yeah. I don’t know what’s in store for me and him. I think he has a girlfriend, but maybe I’ll murder her someday and we’ll be together forever.
Jan 25th
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A Quote by Newt Gingrich.
keithjvaradi: “A mere forty years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that’s what freedom is all about.”
Jan 25th
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My favorite part of the State of the Union was...
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“I want a trouble-maker for a lover, Blood spiller, blood drinker, a heart of...”
– Rumi (via fragmentsofgod)
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IF THERE WERE A BILLION PEOPLE IN VIETNAM, I GUESS Y’ALL WOULD CALL IT VIETNAMESE NEW YEAR, TOO
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Jan 23rd
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ALSO
DID YOU KNOW people who aren’t Chinese also look at the moon???? HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEAR, BUDDIES
Jan 23rd
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after football/day-drinking
changing the duvet cover with 2 wound-up cats in the room: a post-ironic performance piece in 3 acts.
Jan 23rd
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